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Nov 2024
But Holmes, I'm afraid that we'll never get to the palace fast enough in this cab. Ah, fear not Watson for I have dropped tiny explosive bombs down the cabby's trousers; as each bomb detonates the cabby will be compelled to whip the horses with more vigor, thereby increasing the wagon's speed. Brilliant Holmes, brilliant.
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