Kip Van Wrinkle just woke

to watch the game between

Ajax & Macabre Telav Evil.


Full time score 5 goals to 0

plus ten Jews in the canal,

unfortunately zero pirañas.


Anne Frank would turn in

her urn if she heard that

her diary was posthumous.


Yeah, is was written in ball

point 3 years before Laslo

Biro (a jew) took the patent.