Carlos was a chinless, mealy-mouthed, thin-lipped lawn mower mechanic who enjoyed looking out windows and throwing rocks at ex-lesbians. "Someday I will go to America and fix lawn mowers for lots of money," he said in a foreign language to his cousin who was a foreign-language speaker. Several years after that he was killed by a Mack truck going 85-miles-per-hour. The End.