A 15,000-year-old Kmart has been found under Walmart! It was a big surprise to Walmart's assistant garden department manager when he was taking a *** behind the dumpster and found portions of an ancient Kmart receipt poking up through the weeds. "I was just bleeding my lizard and all of a sudden I see a piece of paper from Kmart that was dated June 6 fifteen thousand years ago! I called my boyfriend over, who's a homosexual, and he verified what I just said and then we made passionate love in a greasy puddle for 10 minutes."