BREAKFAST WITH JACK THE RIPPER'S GRANDMOTHER at McDonald's. Pass the McGopher toes you fat rat-bag or I'll cut you! Cut you up really good! Oh, yeah?! Where's your knife tough guy?!

THE PASSIONATE ARMS OF A FILTHY MEXICAN bore down on bold Davy Crockett as he fought 16 greasy greasers to the death: mercilessly stabbing them 1 after another in the middle of the neck!