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Oct 26
As a fashion model Kathy was the highest paid chick in Europe and Dirk knew it. He had followed her as a **** gay male ******* undercover agent for France's shadow government for years and years. One day, as Kathy was washing her ***** because she was a man, Dirk burst in. "Oh my Lord! Kathy you're a man!" Dirk expectorated. "Yes, Dirk, I am," Kathy, whose real name was Malcolm Kennedy Eisenhower, said defiantly. "But how?!" Dirk asked in total shock. Later it was revealed through secret gynecological records that Kathy wasn't a man really and that the ***** that Dirk saw was fake. 2 years after that an earthquake hit France hard and Kathy's fake ***** was destroyed by hot lava that burned it quicker than a Camel cigarette burns down a mansion made of Lowe's lumber.
๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐˜‡๐˜† ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ธ๐˜†
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๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐˜‡๐˜† ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ธ๐˜†  หขโฑแตแต–แตƒโฟแต แดฎแต‰แตˆแต’แต, หขโฑโฟแตแตƒแต–แต’สณแต‰
(หขโฑแตแต–แตƒโฟแต แดฎแต‰แตˆแต’แต, หขโฑโฟแตแตƒแต–แต’สณแต‰)   
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