YOU DANCED ON THE BEACH WITH NO CLOTHES ON while dozens of people with no clothes on didn't pay attention to you. You were wild yet disciplined as your floppy appendages smacked you on the chin. I thought that it was a good interpretive dance and that your doctorate in **** dancing was evident, but no one watched. I was so disgusted by the inattention that I vomited a lot, hitting 3 nudists, 1 of whom took a chunk of cottage cheese puke in the eye. This was a night that I'll not soon unremember.