Elton John shoved the nozzle into the gas tank like a maniac who needs regular gas badly. "That will be 45 dollars," the gay clerk said. Elton just looked at him like he was crazy. "How long have you been a homosexual?" Elton asked meanly. "8 years and 5 months," the clerk replied nervously. "Well, here's 50 dollars and keep the change!" Elton exclaimed with a big smile on his face that made the clerk wonder about Elton's true ****** preference.