Ｓｕｚｙ 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆
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Ｓｕｚｙ 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 35m
Hell O'Poetry
OHIO'S LONELIEST LESBIAN walked to Burger King alone. "I want 2 lesbian burgers with extra kethcup," she ordered. "Kethcup? Don't you mean ketchup?" The flunky asked. "Whatever," the lesbian replied. Later, after her toe nail fell off, she went to bed alone without a lesbian lover. Weeks went by when finally a lesbian bumped into her at McDonald's. "Hey! Watch where you're going *****!" Ohio's loneliest lesbian yelled. "Sorry," the other lesbian said as 2 gerbils escaped from her mini skirt.