MARGE is a big lesbian with a heart of gold who warned Clara 23 minutes before it was too late: "You'll never out-run a wild hill-bear in that flimsy wheel-chair!" But Clara wouldn't listen because she had a big bug up her bony **** or something I guess. "The next lesbian who tells me that she can out-run a bear will find my hairy foot six inches up her ******!" Marge exclaimed with big-hearted tears in her eyes.