Toby ate his weight in cream cheese in Denmark before falling in love with Tammy whose father was a ******. "If only your mother would divorce him?" Toby opined out loud as Tammy applied cooling lotion to her *******. "Why are you greasing up your *******?" Toby asked in a harsh tone that made Tammy sob like a small rodent. "My ******* are cracked and irritated from the ****** rings you bought! They're too heavy and you know it!" Later that day there was a huge explosion at the nearest cream cheese factory that killed 349 cream cheese tasters. There were broken ****** rings all over the place.