You sold us a colander
And said ‘twas a dome
An Eskimo igloo would
Make a far better home
Now you’ve convinced
Us to invest in a THAAD
But we’re beginning to
Think it’s just another fad
Meanwhile the Persians
Are flying here on rugs
They can’t be detected
They’re like ******* bugs
Swarms of them coming
Like locusts and gnats
We can’t even see them
We are  blinded as bats
We are the Jews and we
have been chosen by God
But those rag heads are
Making a joke, it’s a cod.