The only thing that punches
a hole in the flat earth theory
are rainbows and iron domes.

In Ireland, the Leprechauns
were distilling illicit alcohol in
copper pots mixed with mead.

There was no gold, it’s a myth
and the hallucinogenic colours
were due to a proof of over 100%.

In Tel-Aviv recently they watched
the solar system fall close to their
billion $ bomb proof observatory.

But because it was at night they
never got got to see the rainbow.
Yet, the aurora borealis was lovely.

Barbra Streisand was going to sing
a star is born (metaphor for Israel)
it had to be postponed, until later.

This was due to calls for an abortion
as the scan revealed a fœtus flaw and
that the Bibi could become a monster!