BOB'S ONE-INCH TALL GIRLFRIEND - Hey Bob! Where's that new girlfriend of yours? I'd like to meet her. Here she is. Where? Here. Look closely. She's only an inch tall. Christ! I know you like short chicks but...Okay she's on the short side but she's really nice and wants to have babies. But how Bob? With this, my *****. See how short it is? It's perfect for a girlfriend of her one-inch stature. I guess you're right. When's the wedding? Oh, we're never getting married. We're going to live in sin at the Ramada Inn because we're both devil-worshipers. I didn't know that! Well we are! My one-inch girlfriend has been worshiping the devil for a long time and she loves it.