BY FIVE **** EX-LESBIANS on my way to church. I was minding my business, not shooting at Mexicans with a pellet gun when (like a biker who appeared out of nowhere) 5 women (who love men now but didn't love them before) attacked me with bags of torn *******. I fell to the ground stunned. It was terrifying and I'm forever traumatized and distrustful of ex-lezzies a lot.