While Israel is being
  botox’ed by Hamas
  Hezbollah & Houthi.

  Iran just presented
  an incentive for the
  two state solution.

  America has been
  using duct tape as
  the bonding agent.

  The Brits thought
  ye olde boss stick
  would do the job.

  The French opted
  for super gluten, a
  derivative of dough.

  But Vlad was of a
  different mindset,
  Putin on the blitz.