to get a dying dof, I mean dog, off your hands and make a few bucks is to sell him. People are suckers when it comes to dogs. When a buyer asks about your dog's health just say he's in excellent health. When they ask his age, say 2 years even though he's 15. By shaving off 13 years you have increased the odds of a successful sale by 78% according to dof, I mean dog, experts.