The **** was so deep in the ****-house that young Tom Saunders and his boyfriend Toby were compelled to pray to Satan that homosexualism would become so common that normal folks would start "doing it" with such frequent frequency that dams would burst and reservoirs would give way and women with false teeth would move to other countries. "I love you Toby," Tom said as he stroked Toby's long nose and left ankle at the same time.