is a mercy-killer who delivers merciful killing to people who are eager to be killed. But not me! I want to laugh, dance, prance & sing. I want to dress like Michael Jackson and beat the **** out of Tito. I want to hide behind Oprah at the airport. I want it all because women crave abortions and leather shoes come from cows and linoleum is made of linseed oil and pig-blood. This is our world and I have no urge to lean over the Grand Canyon where there's no railing.