It rained cats and dogs through the night here although in Springfield I'm guessing it didn't.

still raining now and how you may ask am I supposed to go out in it,

well I'll dress up in oilskins ( asif)
put on me pith helmet,
apparently
they're trending in
Merthyr Tydfil,

him at the back
who's a clever ****
shouts
don't you mean a pit helmet
I tell him to pith off.