A young girl was walking
in the woods near Alsfeld
minding her own business
when suddenly from behind
a tree a bear shouted, hello
Goldilocks would you have
a spare piece of toilet paper?

The girl responded, I’m not
Goldilocks and I can’t help
you with the toilet paper but
I am just about to change my
sanitary pad, here, you can
have the old one! Thank you
said the bear, enquiring.

What is your name miss?

I am little red riding hood!!