Daddy, may we use the BRITISH 405 SYSTEM until mommy returns? No, and mommy ain't never returnin'! Yesterday at 5 o'clock a brick fell on the mayor and he died. His corpse was lifted onto a platform and cannibals were ushered in with forks & platters to recite a Christian psalm that matters. "Tonight, we'll eat the mayor while God watches and approves," the chief cannibal said while accomplishing 10 different bowel movements that Tina Turner saw as new -- bowel feats that made Ike turn dark blue.