It rained like crazy when Gordon got home from the *****-shortening clinic and Tammy was asleep with a local *****. "Poor Tammy," Gordom mumbled because he often ended his name with an M like you just read while thinking it was a typo which it wasn't because I did it deliberately so shut up already about it. Anyway, Gordon (with an N) was a good man with a shortened ***** who loved bowling and ******* off Mormons and other stuff. "Wake up Tammy and look at my ***** and wake up your friend too," Gordon, or Gordy, instructed. "Oh, hi Gordy. This is my local ***** friend Jamaal," Tammy replied with a big grin on her face that made her a billion times more beautiful than most women who are attracted to local Negroes. Later, after Jamaal left, Gordy & Tammy made uninhibited love with each other for days and days and days until finally Gordy's ***** ruptured all but 3 stitches.