Shot through the heart Hang on yeah fool I gave dad a real serve You see I wanted to party All day you see Giving dad a real serve Making dad a real fool I know it’s hard You see that is true You promised dad heaven But put him through hell Your school friends wonder why Because when you were young You were shy Dad said why don’t you hit me I said no, I just wanted to make you Feel like a real real fool Shot through the heart Hang on yeah fool Yes I acted like a real tool, real tool Dad hated me It made him want to die And come back to life In his next life next life You see I noticed a man like dad Didn’t notice I was really really bad
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I am the great troubled Briany I party all the ****** night I love my life And I am ready to rock You see I am a real party dude, that is briany Can’t you hear Judas Priest On the radio matey mate 1 for all and all for 1 As you see Briany Enjoying every aspect of life oh yeah You see I am the cool Briany PARTY is my middle name You see I drink down a champagne As I toast my art I will go back to the club To dance to 80s tracks 1 for all and all for 1 Partying with Briany Yes I am a party dude
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Here comes the wallabies Here comes the wallabies The Aussie wallabies The Aussie wallabies Probably no hope in beating the all blacks No more picnic They won back in 1990 But the New Zealanders are the best team Here comes the all blacks Here comes the all blacks Right with the money Right with the money We will beat Australia to the ground Oh yeah mate, a picnic Go the mighty all blacks
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Oh yeah baby oh yeah baby Bow bow bow Bow bow bow Party right through to Saturday night The 14 th September oh yeah Getting down with a bottle of beer As well as a bottle scotch on the rocks mate You see sometimes mate We should try A bourbon and a tasty Coca Cola You see getting drunk is somewhat wrong Unless you do it right You see I have a strange *** drive That I don’t like
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I want a man to talk about my problems to You see each problem is a dime a dozen Going to a restaurant to eat a pudding Like a cat of a late friend Yes, and sir, she is in the crowd I hear her anxiety pumping really hard You see liked heavy metal And shows like the Simpsons and Becker And watching her weekday fix Like Jake and the fat man and many more Staying up is another thing Never ever go to bed She was certainly on her last legs She is daxton now in her next life Her smoking and drinking gave Her a few problems But there are few positives That is the key It is rad, just wait and see
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1, 2, 3 o’clock 4 o’clock speed Party all day with a need to greed I want to see what happens next I think what happens is you get a Broken head Going to the cricket to watch Travis head Hit a 6 & 4 & a 2 Fun for me and also for you I was diagnosed with mental illness A lot in fact and it ain’t cool Seeing dancing coke bottles dance And if they met a tab can It is time for romance You see tab was known as a lady’s drink Going to the footy To cook for the players The hungry ****** herds Drinking a wine Feeling divine With your son wife and in the club with nerds On NYE open a bottle of Your finest champagne Then on a skateboard came Your best friend Bruce ****** Wayne
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Hi everybody Hi dr Brian Today everybody you are going to meet my family and how they are nice to me And my niece is coming to show off Her baby bump with my other niece who Loved to hang around My brother is there to celebrate the moment and I wanted to be with Pat But I thought I was being a normal Person who loved being with friends But my dad said no, you are none of those I yelled at him, saying you are a fool You are certainly a person To break no rule Everybody was doing what they do Untill one day I yelled at my family I told them all to go to hell Maybe I said, oh well And the next day, I thought They would forgive and forget But after a family meeting My brother just quit He said I don’t have to put up with this He took his wife and my two nieces too Faraway from you And my mum said yes He didn’t surprise me there He takes no **** from nobody And my friend was known as A man who is teasing Even if you had the measles, goodbye