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Sep 14
Party on Saturn


Welcome and welcome to this great show


First song

Shot through the heart
Hang on yeah fool
I gave dad a real serve
You see I wanted to party
All day you see
Giving dad a real serve
Making dad a real fool
I know it’s hard
You see that is true
You promised dad heaven
But put him through hell
Your school friends wonder why
Because when you were young
You were shy
Dad said why don’t you hit me
I said no, I just wanted to make you
Feel like a real real fool
Shot through the heart
Hang on yeah fool
Yes I acted like a real tool, real tool
Dad hated me
It made him want to die
And come back to life
In his next life next life
You see I noticed a man like dad
Didn’t notice I was really really bad

Next song

I am the great troubled Briany
I party all the ****** night
I love my life
And I am ready to rock
You see I am a real party dude, that is briany
Can’t you hear Judas Priest
On the radio matey mate
1 for all and all for 1
As you see Briany
Enjoying every aspect of life oh yeah
You see I am the cool Briany
PARTY is my middle name
You see I drink down a champagne
As I toast my art
I will go back to the club
To dance to 80s tracks
1 for all and all for 1
Partying with Briany
Yes I am a party dude

Next song

Here comes the wallabies
Here comes the wallabies
The Aussie wallabies
The Aussie wallabies
Probably no hope in beating the all blacks
No more picnic
They won back in 1990
But the New Zealanders are the best team
Here comes the all blacks
Here comes the all blacks
Right with the money
Right with the money
We will beat Australia to the ground
Oh yeah mate, a picnic
Go the mighty all blacks

3 rd the song

Oh yeah baby oh yeah baby
Bow bow bow
Bow bow bow
Party right through to Saturday night
The 14 th September oh yeah
Getting down with a bottle of beer
As well as a bottle scotch on the rocks mate
You see sometimes mate
We should try
A bourbon and a tasty Coca Cola
You see getting drunk is somewhat wrong
Unless you do it right
You see I have a strange *** drive
That I don’t like

Next song

I want a man to talk about my problems to
You see each problem is a dime a dozen
Going to a restaurant to eat a pudding
Like a cat of a late friend
Yes, and sir, she is in the crowd
I hear her anxiety pumping really hard
You see liked heavy metal
And shows like the Simpsons and Becker
And watching her weekday fix
Like Jake and the fat man and many more
Staying up is another thing
Never ever go to bed
She was certainly on her last legs
She is daxton now in her next life
Her smoking and drinking gave
Her a few problems
But there are few positives
That is the key
It is rad, just wait and see

Next song

1,  2,  3 o’clock 4 o’clock speed
Party all day with a need to greed
I want to see what happens next
I think what happens is you get a
Broken head
Going to the cricket to watch Travis head
Hit a 6 & 4 & a 2
Fun for me and also for you
I was diagnosed with mental illness
A lot in fact and it ain’t cool
Seeing dancing coke bottles dance
And if they met a tab can
It is time for romance
You see tab was known as a lady’s drink
Going to the footy
To cook for the players
The hungry ****** herds
Drinking a wine
Feeling divine
With your son wife and in the club with nerds
On NYE open a bottle of
Your finest champagne
Then on a skateboard came
Your best friend Bruce ****** Wayne

Next one

Hi everybody
Hi dr Brian
Today everybody you are going to meet my family and how they are nice to me
And my niece is coming to show off
Her baby bump with my other niece who
Loved to hang around
My brother is there to celebrate the moment and I wanted to be with Pat
But I thought I was being a normal
Person who loved being with friends
But my dad said no, you are none of those
I yelled at him, saying you are a fool
You are certainly a person
To break no rule
Everybody was doing what they do
Untill one day I yelled at my family
I told them all to go to hell
Maybe I said, oh well
And the next day, I thought
They would forgive and forget
But after a family meeting
My brother just quit
He said I don’t have to put up with this
He took his wife and my two nieces too
Faraway from you
And my mum said yes
He didn’t surprise me there
He takes no **** from nobody
And my friend was known as
A man who is teasing
Even if you had the measles, goodbye
Written by
johnny georgy brown
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