I was feeling fat and totally ugly And I need a drug to knock me out Get rid of my desire to eat a lot And that a drug is ozempic At first it didn’t do much But that is because I have always Been an overeater And it took a long time To get a hang of this not eating thing You see I liked chocolate Coca-Cola And doughnuts and chocolate chip muffins and juices and lemonade As well as egg and bacon rolls and hamburgers too and fatty toasted sandwiches as well as cheesecake and vanilla slices and I could feel the injection of ozempic to stop this whole mess I will get rid of it all now, stop eating those morning yoghurts that make me bloat I feel like eating it but it won’t be good for me, I wanted to be fat because my legs were weeping, it’s gone and hopefully o can get rid of the gut