If Germany had won the war
     there would be no monarchy
     or no United Kingdom either.

     There would be no border in
       Cyprus Pakistan or Korea.

      There’d be no McDonald’s
        or Mormons banging at
       the door Sunday morning.

    There would be no Peugeot’s
         and everyone would be
        taking schnapps in Paris.

       There'd be no more wars
        and foreskins would be
       optional not compulsory

       Imagine if Germany won
        the war and bearing in
       mind that we Irish were
          neutral, we would be
         Ar Mhuin Na Mhuica.

        Ireland would be united
        and we'd be still making
         VW Beetles for farmers
              in County Kerry.

            Danke Furs Lesen.