G’day and welcome to my show The first one shows my love of teddies
Little cute teddy bear Running around without a care Cuddling everybody there Little teddy bear You see with this teddy bear of mine Eats his honey, so divine I think everybody’s fine Little teddy bear I drink this smoothie full of methane A cows **** is what it is And my bear sits on my bed Waiting to give me a very good dream What do you what do you What do you mean Teddy was put through the washing Became nice and clean Little teddy bear I love my little teddy bear Running around kissing and cuddling you Yes everyone loved you near Little teddy bear
Next song party in the land of Kepler
You see drinking and smoking Not worrying about the side effects Oh yeah bow bow Every day you meet Going off to the pub Seeing people looking very smug Giving a dime to the homeless Saying drinking and smoking Is healthy up here My mum said it is healthy nowhere Maybe she is right But there is nothing wrong with Giving it a go Oh yeah bow bow
Sydney Sydney Sydney Going to win this week I personally think the giants are weak Go the mighty swannies Win oh yeah mate yeah As we see them score many goals Show em Sydney Show em your the swans Be the 2024 winners Carn the mighty swans Let’s win the premiership And pour some champagne Into the cup And drink the whole thing down Show em Sydney Knock ‘em till next week Where they will have problems mate And we will have the cup Oh yeah bow bow
Standing on the inside looking out Standing on the inside looking out Of the psych ward trying to get reformed You see I am having fun in my house When I should as quiet as a mouse Drinking a Coca Cola down my friend That is what I like to do Everybody wants to party with me Even the crew from the famous ED They say you are the ones to party with me Yeah yeah yeah Standing on the inside looking out Standing on the inside looking out Of the psych ward trying to get reformed You see back in Covid day People were running on the beach When they shouldn’t be, hey And they take all the toilet paper ya see And the hand soap as well You see we had to stay inside Like we were trying to hide I hated it, I like doing things oh yeah And PARTY is one of them I was Standing on the inside looking out Standing on the inside looking out With Covid trying to get better With Covid in the psych ward Trying to get better and get reformed Oh yeah bow bow