Johnny SAAB, I want
you to Primus me
something, IKEA?

When you go for
your Scania, if they
discover that your
Volvo is an evolving
*****, act Nobel,
don’t just say Velux
to the lot of ye, as
you are likely to do!

Avail of the opportunity,
and ask them politely if
they’d remove your Thule,
and your ABBA’*** *****
as they are at it, but for ****
sake don’t call them turnips,
they are known as SWEDES!