Fred & Irma ****** lived peaceful lives atop Mount Venereal in Pittsburgh where they enjoyed kicking each other in the face and writing pornographic bulletins for the water department. "Pass the ***-cream Helga," Fred said even though her name was Irma. "Shove it up your ******," she replied all in good fun of course. One day, as they were eating a gopher, a tall man from the water department came calling. "I'm looking for ******," he mumbled. "Yes, I'm ******," Fred replied as his mother buttoned her coat that had a giant V embroidered on it for ******. "I'm from the water department and I enjoy your pornographic bulletins very often. Please acccept this one-time payment of 75 billion dollars," the tall man read from a Bible's back cover. Later, it was learned by Irma that it was only 4 billion dollars and the trauma of being cheated out of 71 billion dollars was so traumatic that "her" prostate exploded causing immediate death because she was really a man who only pretended to be Irma ****** for reasons that no Baptist preacher could explain without getting crucified by Jesus until he died.