Oh Mary, your **** is nicer than a thousand butts side-by-side at a picnic for Shriners. Your teeth are prettier than 34 large herds of wild polar bears from Canada jumping off the top floor of the Empire State Building in New York during Kwanzaa. Your ****** is so beautiful that it should be on poker cards called Mary's ****** Poker Cards. They would sell for 7 dollars per deck and everybody who wants to see your ****** (or *****) would be able to do so while betting enormous sums of money on poker games in casinos deeded to Indians but run by Mafia gangsters from Trenton, New Jersey.