The reason why I fall
The reason why I fall, mate
The reason why I fall
The reason why I fall, mate
You see you don’t concentrate
On things around you
You just walk right in front
Who cares what people say
You see you will go
Head over turkey
Some falls could be cool
Some could be quirkey
The reason why you fall
The reason why you fall, mate
You could trip over cement
*** over head
Crash into someone walking
Their dog down the street
You see it’s crazy to fall that way
Just go home to eat your curbs and weigh
You see you could crash into a man
Whose 320 kg
You try to say sorry
But he said the first word
The first word said watch it, mate
The reason why you fall
The reason why you fall, mate
Pick a good girl to go on a date
The reason why you fall
The reason why you fall, mate
You fall because you are unfit
And you need to push those carbs