Well
if I could scamper the *** out of going to work I would, Monday should be declared a National Emergency, bring in the army to defend the weekend.

I haven't scampered in years but I'm getting really good at tottering,
next, I'm going to learn how to teeter,
( Grammarly suggests wobble, but I already do that )
and
I think when I teeter it is then that I'll meet her
halfway to wherever it is.