Assembling a Metal Lawn Chair with Great Care (and a Ball-Peen Hammer)
A friend gave me a lawn chair in tangerine Bright tangerine, with instructions in English Which I followed most assiduously Which parts of the chair most surely did not
The instructions did not mention a ball-Peen hammer With brutality and words which must not be spoken (Think of Vulcan and his mighty strokes) I finally assembled the chair to my satisfaction