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Aug 21
OR I'LL PUNCH YOU REALLY HARD! I'll never kiss a ****** again because I like Mormons better especially when I'm too tired to buy sleeping pills. Is your name Bed Tundy or Ted Bundy? Because I'm scared of Ted Bundy. That's why I asked. John said the walrus was Paul even though he wasn't. I'll never trust anybody ever again after hearing that. Billionaires are funny but not in a humorous way. They're usually men except when they're eating hormone pills like Necco Wafers. Fat people are always walking around with their big butts hanging out. Hey! This ain't Minnesota! You're nice and I like your wide face and the way you walk on the beach, but your bomb threats and fascination with eating Alpo for breakfast have driven a wedge between us.
๐‘ท๐’๐’๐’‚ ๐˜‰๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜บ
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๐‘ท๐’๐’๐’‚ ๐˜‰๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜บ  หขโฑแตแต–แตƒโฟแต แดฎแต‰แตˆแต’แต, หขโฑโฟแตแตƒแต–แต’สณแต‰
(หขโฑแตแต–แตƒโฟแต แดฎแต‰แตˆแต’แต, หขโฑโฟแตแตƒแต–แต’สณแต‰)   
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