You always have more time Than you think you do Till you don't
You always eat more pies When your wife's away And critique the mirror for your thoughts Don't ever lose the urge To let things slip away It's one of the things that makes up for your faults You know it does you no good To keep **** locked away See it oozing Through the cracks in the vault
And the wind needs something To pull upon if it's Going to make Something rip So before you have A big swig o that milk It's wise to have A precautionary sniff
Now you don't look Anything but doomed to me With so little time left Here on this earth Still you have seen All your eyes care to see Your ways and words Have shown The world your worth
And the only time That I saw Jimmy cry Was The night Barney Conroy died.