I watched a live transmission
Where the participant, female,
Was asked, Where was the
Strangest place you ever had
***? To which she replied Up
The bottom!

I have written poems in odd
Places, different surfaces, it
Is an obsession, perhaps one
Could say, an addiction, non
Substance of course.

I expect you wish to ask if I
Ever composed a poem one
A fess or fesses and whom it
Was and what the poem was
about?

The answer is yes and the
Girl was Lana who was a
Dyslexic, she had a propensity
To doing things in reverse and
Often spelt her name backwards.