I am not muddled up
I am very cool
So cool in fact I break the Catholic rule
You see I am the coolest dude
In the country, man
I have fun as well
You see I love dancing
I love working. But not every day though
I sit there watching the footy
And watch music concerts too
I party in the clubs
Nobody bashed me up yet
Or steal my shoes, touch wood
I go to the carols because I am Canberra’s Christmas man
I like to stay up New Year’s Eve
Cause I am a cool kid
People who don’t stay up aren’t cool
You see I have found a way to enjoy concerts
At home on YouTube
I am cool