That crunch when you think that you've stood on a snail, but you know it's the snow and yet you still look for a snail,
The mailman comes when the mailman can and sometimes he comes in a little red van, slipping and sliding and riding the clutch, he's a good mailman, but as a driver he *****.
Snowploughs moving like slow cows and you're stuck behind one.
This is what will be, Summer, just a memory,
thermals you'll find are not just things for eagles to rise up on.
Enjoy what is left and I don't mean that krap newspaper.