Two shy people met in a lane Bowed most politely Bowed once again Saying I don’t get pushed By other people I just do what you do You see shy people sit in their house Pretending they are too shy to be like the crowd Nobody likes them They are too shy Nobody likes them at all You see these cool people saw Two shy people playing in the park Sometimes basketball Sometimes footy But if a woman walked past They don’t think of *** Because they are too shy You see sometimes it is good to be Two shy people in the street One eats potato chips One squeezes down drain pipes And because he is shy A man walks out and toasts Him with a nice cold beer Two shy people walked in the city Looking at everything there They look at the people Lining up for the clubs And walk past dangerous flats But nothing will happen Nothing will happen Cause you are so shy Two shy people went to the family concert To see you what bands were playing There was this band Playing in civic the babies are dancing Boy they are so cute Two shy people went to glebe park To have beer and listen to the band And have a meal in the food court It was great to come out of my shell Two shy people saw jimmy barnes Singing along to all of his wonderful hits Cheered very loudly People were staring But who gives a toss about that Two shy people danced on the dance floor One just danced the other attracting attention If they got teased By people who were just jealous Party on shy Party on shy There is nothing wrong with being shy We are just learning