I am not an alcoholic I just want to drink But everybody is pushing me not to drink I know that I said I was an alcoholic But I didn’t want to be as evil as I looked But the natural fact is I am not like Those other alcoholics Because they fight I don’t fight Because I am a nice person I just was trying to express myself But people kept wondering what is wrong With me I was trying to say I am fine And there was nothing wrong with me But I fought my dad Why not, he believed in strong discipline That I didn’t like it I loved to party with the guys Over at Belconnen high school And going to pubs And playing pool and dancing to all the Greatest songs that I grew up liking I was nothing like my fucken dad I know he was nice but I just didn’t understand why he hated Me being like my school friends Which I liked because they respected me And drank with me but one stole from me But mate I cut down because I wanted him to leave me alone and not because I was an alcoholic You see I loved drinking with some friends They made me feel cool But what about the friends who rob from me Who call me Woosey Who try and run me down Who try and bash me up in the club Who tease me as they walk past me Sitting in the pub I just wanted to party Get down and boogie But everybody thinks they were in the right But I was alright I was fine I know I was a tad violent But that wasn’t the alcohol That was other people I gave up alcohol and tried Coca Cola and chocolate and it made me hypoactive And I could drink it at family events But I should’ve stuck with beer Because of the toothaches And being judged for doing that I ain’t an alcoholic I am a nice man who wants a drink from time to time I am only having a champagne to toast my good times at art But I am not an alcoholic It is other people who hassled me Over nothing that is important I am Brian Allan and I ain’t an alcoholic It is just other people hassling me How would you feel if you felt you couldn’t explain yourself to people you love About who is to blame the alcohol or the People The people is my vote They just wouldn’t leave me alone Drinking was my friend Not like other people I was being teased it was horrible Woosey being run down by a car And being yelled at of being nice to a kid Laughed at inside a club Money stolen by stretching it out I HATED IT ALL I am no alcohol It is those people who need to change not me I couldn’t even my mum saying I wasn’t like happy drunks But she had to deal with an alcoholic father it isn’t her fault I was like the younger friends I even drank at the sports events I had fun there nobody hassled me But one player hated my comment So I thought I won’t do that But I am no alcoholic just a man Who needed a break