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Ryan O'Leary
Poems
Jul 1
Behind Closed Drawers
Behind Closed Drawers
I have always suspected that
cutlery can be both devious
and conniving. Our kitchen
table has a drawer and each
time I open it, it seems to me
that nothing is as it should be.
They just donβt stay in their own
allocated spaces. I know for a
fact that one of the knives has
been trying to butter up the old
ladle, whom I think is beyond all
that sort of thing now. Another
one was looking for a fork on the
table; would you believe it?
But, imagine sPATula asking
the lemon squeezer for a twist
and even before he got a reply,
he whisked her away into a dark
corner and tried to skewer her.
Peeler was in on it, it was he who
removed her outer covering and,
only for Masher hearing her
scream, who knows what would
have happened. There is an old
wives tale, keep your tongs as
close together as possible when
in crowded areas with strangers.
The scissors sisters say it also,
because they had a close brush.
Nobody ever touches or even
goes near Ally Grater, same for
chopsticks. Sure would you look at
them; they are seriously anorexic.
One has to wonder about stopper
and bottle *****, they are always
there side by side but never touch,
I think their relationship is platonic.
With all the goings on, is it any
wonder, when the spoon got an
opportunity to elope, off he went,
with, what everyone agrees, was a
stunner, she was an absolute dish.
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