Buy a one Euro house
in a one horse town?

not on your Nelly
not even on my Nelly

belly laughs from the chapel
because there's always a chapel
even in a one horse town.

Anyway
too much red tape
and from that
there is
no escape.

and you'd need to learn the lingo
meet the council
because there's always one of them
Saturday night and not even a disco'
head for the chapel, a game of bingo,

not on your Nelly.