"Friends don't let kidney doctors drive drunk!" Nig MacWatson warned his ex-wife of 56 years, Hedda D. Jones. "Thanks Nig, I'll keep that in mind if I ever want to have *** behind a bowling alley with you again." Nig smiled at that with 6 missing teeth that made him more terrifyingly irritable in a ******-******* way. "QuicK!" Hedda exclaimed in a quick move with a capital K at the end of quick to make it more menacingly urgent. "Where's the closest non-black bowling alley?!"