Before hair-nets were invented in Uganda, ***** dudes with mental retardation problems had to sit on lawn chairs all day and beg for job skills that nobody wanted to give them. "I'll never understand anything unless it's written in Ugandan!" Clem N. Watson said while his wife Peggy slapped his *** to make the pus come out. "**** pus!" She cursed on her Christian day off. "You better not let Jesus hear you because He's everywhere!" Clem warned. "Only God's everywhere. Jesus is just in most places," Peggy righteously corrected him.