In fact, it's not me it's a facsimile which most indubitably looks incredibly like me but isn't.
Thursday the big kid dredges words up from Millwall Dock which makes a change from dead gangsters and old Packards.
Mum says don't go near the water, it's dangerous, but bath night is another kettle of jellied eels which feels a bit like do as I say and not as I do, but who can I complain to?
Ha it's Friday and somewhere in the dark I nearly lost it.