HOW TO USE A GUN TO STOP A CRAZY MURDERER FROM MURDERING YOU โ You're in a hot bed alone with your ****-*** cousin when you are attacked by another cousin who isn't very **** except for a little bit. You scream: โStop!โ and then you shoot a lot. There are chunks of cousin everywhere. โAre you okay?!โ You ask. The unshot cousin assures you that she's fine. And you say: โYou're fine! The finest piece of cousin-*** I've ever had!โ She laughs and a little bird flies through the window. โThat bird represents harmony; a harmony of kindred spirits that makes our plane Earth so **** for every ****-cousin who ain't been ripped into 5,000 ****** chunks!โ She sermonizes like a ***** who's 550 trillion times smarter than a ***-loving priest from long ago when Russia was a kooky country.