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Jun 7
HOW TO USE A GUN TO STOP A CRAZY MURDERER FROM MURDERING YOU โ€“ You're in a hot bed alone with your ****-***
cousin when you are attacked by another cousin who isn't very ****
except for a little bit. You scream: โ€œStop!โ€ and then you shoot a lot.
There are chunks of cousin everywhere. โ€œAre you okay?!โ€ You ask.
The unshot cousin assures you that she's fine. And you say: โ€œYou're
fine! The finest piece of cousin-*** I've ever had!โ€ She laughs and a
little bird flies through the window. โ€œThat bird represents harmony;
a harmony of kindred spirits that makes our plane Earth so ****  for
every ****-cousin who ain't been ripped into 5,000 ****** chunks!โ€
She sermonizes like a ***** who's 550 trillion times smarter than a
***-loving priest from long ago when Russia was a kooky country.
๐‘ท๐’๐’๐’‚ ๐˜‰๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜บ
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๐‘ท๐’๐’๐’‚ ๐˜‰๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜บ  หขโฑแตแต–แตƒโฟแต แดฎแต‰แตˆแต’แต, หขโฑโฟแตแตƒแต–แต’สณแต‰
(หขโฑแตแต–แตƒโฟแต แดฎแต‰แตˆแต’แต, หขโฑโฟแตแตƒแต–แต’สณแต‰)   
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