and the winner is
not what you'd expect

we're not even mentioned in dispatches
now
that we've all been pensioned off.

to keep the home fires burning
we cut down Sherwood,
Robin was up to no good
robbing the rich to give to the poor?
yeah
for sure he was.

Rapunzel is selling her hair on
'only fans' because that's only fair,
it's a growing business.

but it's the taking part
or
the taking apart,
putting the cart before the Limo'
the horse had to go to feed
the hungry.

We're nearly but we'll never get there
Rapunzel is balding
she's sold most of her hair
Robin went Soylent
or did he go green?

these things you never think you've seen,
you've been them on the silver screen.
you just forgot