forced a laxative into the bus driver's mouth as he made the complicated turn onto Maple Street. She did so out of concern after witnessing his sluggish bowel movement in a Texaco men's room 3 weeks before. "Thanks to you I can move my bowels with ease!" The driver exclaimed. "Here, take this empty laxative box!" He ordered. Penny smiled, revealing strong dentures. "What's in the box?" She asked in an innocently-**** way that made the bus driver experience a powerful bowel movement. "Five hundred dollars," he said as the entire bus cheered upon seeing 10,000 yellow ribbons on an old oak tree which meant that Tony Orlando could share a bathroom with 2 black chicks.