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Jun 5
My chihuahua & Clinton Eastwood, Junior are atheists. He's licking his *** right now. What's my chihuahua doing? ~ "Your ******* are too high," I said to the Cadillac salesman. "How might I ever trust you?" ~ "Trust has to be earned," he said as he led me to the most expensive Cadillac ever made. ~ "I can't afford this one!" I exclaimed. ~ "Yes you can," said he assuringly. ~ "How would you know that, Mister High ****?" I asked.
𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆
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𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆  ˢⁱᵐᵖᵃⁿᵍ ᴮᵉᵈᵒᵏ, ˢⁱⁿᵍᵃᵖᵒʳᵉ
(ˢⁱᵐᵖᵃⁿᵍ ᴮᵉᵈᵒᵏ, ˢⁱⁿᵍᵃᵖᵒʳᵉ)   
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