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May 2024
BEFORE the gas lawn mower was invented by Lon Moyer, people would lie naked on grass for days without food just to **** it.
It was really awful and lots of bad stuff happened. "Get off the
wet grass you crazy nuts!" Lon ordered. "I have invented the
lawn mower that will mow the lawn so expertly that you'll
never have to take your clothes off again!"
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